sumetal:

if she’s your girl why is she approaching me gently and with her hand stretched out so i have the opportunity to sniff her and decide if she is a danger to me or not

harvestheart:

herpsandbirds:

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Willow Ptarmigan (Lagopus lagopus), in transitional plumage, family Phasianidae, Alaska

photograph by Kristina Ellis

amazing camouflage of nature

thoughtcascades:

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

Absolute biggest bipedal fuck-up is that we can’t lie down and look forward comfortably.

Dogs and cats and cows are out there lying down in the grass and just seeing everything and what do we have? Lie on your stomach and fuck up your neck? Lie on your back and shove 400 pillows under your head? Lie on your side and just accept everything’s fucking sideways? I hate this fucking evolutionary form

Becoming one of those deranged “I trained myself to move around like a horse” tiktokkers but it’s just how to lie down and look forward at the same time.

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I want what he has

multitrackdrifting:

“W pervert women” is legitimately the funniest shit i’ve ever read

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saprophilous:

saprophilous:

I can take two sketch icon commissions here that I will do between regular commissions :] if you’re interested please dm me. I’ll delete this post once it’s filled.

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They are 4x4” 300 dpi file and a smaller saved out one on my normal sketch style.

One spot left (Thank you!)

crabanarchy:

the internal tension between being a prickly judgemental cunt and someone who loves people to the point of tears has resulted in a maxim i like to call Everyone Is Beautiful and I Hate Them So Much

amygdalae:

Me: damn this situation I’m in sure isn’t ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

errorcritical:

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