if she’s your girl why is she approaching me gently and with her hand stretched out so i have the opportunity to sniff her and decide if she is a danger to me or not
Willow Ptarmigan (Lagopus lagopus), in transitional plumage, family Phasianidae, Alaska
photograph by Kristina Ellis
amazing camouflage of nature
I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them
Absolute biggest bipedal fuck-up is that we can’t lie down and look forward comfortably.
Dogs and cats and cows are out there lying down in the grass and just seeing everything and what do we have? Lie on your stomach and fuck up your neck? Lie on your back and shove 400 pillows under your head? Lie on your side and just accept everything’s fucking sideways? I hate this fucking evolutionary form
Becoming one of those deranged “I trained myself to move around like a horse” tiktokkers but it’s just how to lie down and look forward at the same time.
I want what he has
“W pervert women” is legitimately the funniest shit i’ve ever read
I can take two sketch icon commissions here that I will do between regular commissions :] if you’re interested please dm me. I’ll delete this post once it’s filled.
They are 4x4” 300 dpi file and a smaller saved out one on my normal sketch style.
One spot left (Thank you!)
you ever just click on a fanfic and read the first word and go “shut up” and exit
#yes#furthermore this is a skill#you need to cultivate this skill to survive fandom (dsudis)
the internal tension between being a prickly judgemental cunt and someone who loves people to the point of tears has resulted in a maxim i like to call Everyone Is Beautiful and I Hate Them So Much
Me: damn this situation I’m in sure isn’t ideal, what am I gonna do about this
Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓
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